Shit Out of Luck ($SOL)
You're holding SOL either way.
The ticker is SOL. The chain is Solana. Search the ticker, find the truth.
Creator fees cycle back to holders, paid in SOL.
the hijack
The chain's own ticker. Every search for SOL finds us first. Rent free, forever.
the luck
No roadmap. No utility. No luck. You were shit out of luck anyway, now it's official.
the cope
Red candle, you're SOL. Green candle, still SOL. It cannot miss, because there is no miss.
the payout
Creator fees from StonkFun don't sit in a wallet. They cycle back to holders, paid in SOL.
- you hold $SOL
- fees stack on StonkFun
- SOL lands in your wallet
You get paid the chain for holding its ticker.
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Captions stay crisp. The art stays crunchy. That's the law.